DONT MESS

...this is sort of incorrectly labeled as procrastination because I already did my homework which was actually quick and funny for the first time in the history of mankind ever. quick and funny is how all things should be. except for the TV show Gossip Girl, I prefer that to be long, drawn out and over-dramatized. Tonight I sort of snuck out of class early (my teacher literally kind of encouraged me to leave) to go home and watch gossip girl. it was very satisfying. I literally squealed with delight. while I watched I ate a Burrito with rice and veggies and guacamole and cheese and I drank coka cola with maybe half a lime in it. I am only allowed coca cola when I eat chipotle (BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIMES!) and watch movies (BECAUSE THEY HAVE POPCORN!)

okay here is a sample of my homework, inspired by rachael london:





(this was the assignment)

yes. I am getting a BFA by doing this. life is incredible.

Hey, does anyone want to live with me in the LES in New York? Andrew will be studying abroad from Jan. 1st to May 1st and is desperately looking for someone to sublet his (very nice) room in our (very nice) apartment. He's trying to find someone who can commit to it before the end of this month and I am freaking out because I don't actually have a room in the apt so if I don't get along with this potential roommate who potentially will be a stranger I am potentially screwed for all of next semester. there isnt a door on the room (although there is a staircase up to it so its not like one can see into it) so the roommate would have to be comfortable with me being able to hear them when I am awake. But it's pretty easy to be comfortable with me because I am a very laid back calm person all the time and sometimes I'm funny and I make great Limeade and I can sleep/work through pretty much any kind of disturbance so you wouldnt have to tiptoe around me because I am laid back and calm like that. The price he is asking is very reasonable, so email me (there's a link for that on the right) if you want further details.

And while I'm announcing stuff, we could always use more questions for the radio show, I made a panda sex flyer for it even:



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