a poem

the name of this poem is:

"almost all the capitalized words of the 1600 word e-mail I just wrote for a million hours"

dedicated to t. hagström.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
HEY I'M ICELANDIC WE DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ARMY WTF!
"I PROMISE I PROMISE"
SMALL.
GUESS WHAT:
NO THIS TASTES LIKE PLAGUE.
AND THIS FROM THE PERSON WHO KEPT TELLING ME TO NOT GET DRUNK.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE?
GERMAN.

AND BURP CASTLE.
REALLY GOOD.