DONT MESS

...this is sort of incorrectly labeled as procrastination because I already did my homework which was actually quick and funny for the first time in the history of mankind ever. quick and funny is how all things should be. except for the TV show Gossip Girl, I prefer that to be long, drawn out and over-dramatized. Tonight I sort of snuck out of class early (my teacher literally kind of encouraged me to leave) to go home and watch gossip girl. it was very satisfying. I literally squealed with delight. while I watched I ate a Burrito with rice and veggies and guacamole and cheese and I drank coka cola with maybe half a lime in it. I am only allowed coca cola when I eat chipotle (BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIMES!) and watch movies (BECAUSE THEY HAVE POPCORN!)

okay here is a sample of my homework, inspired by rachael london:





(this was the assignment)

yes. I am getting a BFA by doing this. life is incredible.

Hey, does anyone want to live with me in the LES in New York? Andrew will be studying abroad from Jan. 1st to May 1st and is desperately looking for someone to sublet his (very nice) room in our (very nice) apartment. He's trying to find someone who can commit to it before the end of this month and I am freaking out because I don't actually have a room in the apt so if I don't get along with this potential roommate who potentially will be a stranger I am potentially screwed for all of next semester. there isnt a door on the room (although there is a staircase up to it so its not like one can see into it) so the roommate would have to be comfortable with me being able to hear them when I am awake. But it's pretty easy to be comfortable with me because I am a very laid back calm person all the time and sometimes I'm funny and I make great Limeade and I can sleep/work through pretty much any kind of disturbance so you wouldnt have to tiptoe around me because I am laid back and calm like that. The price he is asking is very reasonable, so email me (there's a link for that on the right) if you want further details.

And while I'm announcing stuff, we could always use more questions for the radio show, I made a panda sex flyer for it even:



http://newschoolradio.org
send questions here

she is naked and she stole her naked painting and she is ready to kill

note: andrew ofcourse didnt give me a brand new lacoste sweater. he just let me have one that didnt fit him anymore and he was going to get rid of.

I just updated my friend-links. grace, jannicke and sarah were added, joi and toby's links were moved from their blogs to their "real" websites.

If we are friends and you blog or have a website with stuff on it, let me know. Or if for whatever alternate reason you think I should give you a link, you are free to make your case. I like having a digitally tangible list of friends. It makes me seem friendly. confirms that I might communicate and connect with other human beings on occasion. those kinds of things. fancy friend. friendly friend. that is I.

I am sitting in a computer-lab at school, trying to kill time before my global issues class. Maybe I should try to kill my hunger with a burrito too.

Oh did I tell you that I am playing with this band?

And by "playing" I mean "channeling happiness and youth, kind of like the carebears"

joke.

Not what I had in mind-

-when I sat down to do some drawing homework.

I don't know what to say anymore. Can you help?

Hi! Happy Obama day! I of course wasn't allowed to vote but I feel that I helped out anyway seeing how most people visit this blog after googling "Obama's font got serif goddamn".

Obama makes me feel fresh. So when is he going to give me a green card? joke.

Here is a rap song:



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Okay on to THE IMPORTANT STUFF

The radio show Andrew and I made is ready. Go to http://newschoolradio.org/, scroll down a little bit and click "Sex, Lies and Radiowaves: Show 1". And listen. And then ask more questions! Because we are making more shows! Yes we can!

Tonight I made FAMOUS TUNA SALAD. It has tuna, egg, onion, mayo, cream cheese and seasoning. it is delicious. I ate so much and now I feel disabled. disabled by protein. I don't know where my roommate Andrew is. I think he was kidnapped by Obama campaigners. I am utterly helpless.

Hey here is a picture of Hrafnhildur, I miss her. She lives in Amsterdam and pretends to be a serious student.